Packpocket
You get money for drinks on a date and then you act like you’re doing her a favor by giving it back. You’re not. You’re just cheap.
She gave me $10. I put it back in her bag. She said thanks. I said nothing. I’m a ghost.
She gave me cash for drinks. I put it back. She said I was nice. I said I was broke.
She gave me $20. I put it back. She thought I was kind. I was just broke.