Packing Salmon
When you say packing salmon, you’re really saying you got some action. It’s a fancy way to say you had sex, like you were too embarrassed to say it straight up.
He said he was packing salmon. I knew he was lying because he was still wearing pants.
My mom said she packed salmon with the mailman. That’s just gross.
She told me she packed salmon at the gym. I don’t believe her.