packing pork
That guy who smokes like he’s trying to light his pants on fire, and it’s not even the first time he’s done it.
Commentary: 'He’s not just smoking, he’s throwing the whole pack into the fire.'
Text from friend: 'I saw him at the gas station, he looked like he was about to cough up a cigarette.'
Tweet: 'Otis is not just smoking, he’s trying to start a fire with his pork pack.'