Packing Loco - You take a tiny train and you shove it in your butt because

You take a tiny train and you shove it in your butt because you're a train nut and your butt is the only track that matters.

I got a new train and I stuck it in my butt because I love trains more than I love my life.

My butt is the train station and my train is my new best friend.

I told my mom I was going to the store, but I really just wanted to insert a train.