Packing Junk - A thing that’s supposed to hold stuff but is really just a g

A thing that’s supposed to hold stuff but is really just a guy’s junk hiding in there and making everyone roll their eyes.

My mom’s bag is a packing junk because it has a purse, a phone, and a whole lot of junk.

My brother’s backpack is a packing junk because it has a pencil, a snack, and a side of embarrassment.

My teacher’s desk is a packing junk because it has papers, a marker, and a hidden treasure.