Packing Junk
A thing that’s supposed to be a normal object but actually hides a guy’s junk and makes everyone mad.
My mom said my backpack was a packing junk because I had a banana in it and a snack that wasn’t a snack.
My teacher said my pencil case was a packing junk because I had a mini toilet in there.
My friend’s lunchbox is a packing junk because it has a sandwich and a whole side of shame.