Packing Junk
A normal-looking object that’s actually just a guy’s junk hiding inside and making everyone cuss.
My dad’s briefcase is a packing junk because it has papers, a pen, and a whole lot of junk.
My cousin’s suitcase is a packing junk because it has clothes, a toothbrush, and a little side of shame.
My neighbor’s shopping bag is a packing junk because it has groceries, a bottle of water, and a hidden treasure.