Packing Heaters
When someone’s butt is so big it could be used as a heating system. They might not be hot, but they’re definitely butt-iful.
My cousin has packing heaters. I swear she could freeze a room just by walking out of it.
He’s got packing heaters so thick, I think he’s got a second job at the gym.
She told me she’s got packing heaters. I believe her. I saw the bill from the utility company.