Packing Heaters
When someone’s butt is so big it could be a whole new kind of furniture. They sit there like a throne.
My mom’s got packing heaters. I asked her if she needed a seat. She said, 'I already got one.'
He said he’s got packing heaters. I asked if he needed a seat. He said, 'No, I’m already sitting on it.'
She walked in and I was like, 'Whoa, that girl’s got packing heaters.' She said, 'Yeah, and I just got a new seat.'