Packing Heaters
When someone’s butt is so big it could be the reason why the moon is round. They’re like a walking planet.
She walked in and I said, 'You got packing heaters.' She said, 'I’m the reason the moon is round.'
He said he’s got packing heaters. I asked if he was the reason the moon is round. He said, 'I might be.'
My cousin has packing heaters so big, I think she’s the reason the moon is round.