Packing Ass
Telling me something that’s clearly not true, and I know it.
He told me he got an A on his math test, and I said, 'Lying to me? I know you got a D.'
She said she didn’t eat my last slice of pizza, and I said, 'Lying to me? I saw you eating it like it was your final meal.'
He told me he didn’t forget my birthday, and I said, 'Lying to me? I had to remind you twice!'