Packing a Trout
A guy who has a penis so big, it’s like it’s got a life of its own; Someone who walks around like they're showing off a fish
He packs a trout so big, it moves on its own.
At the bar, he said, 'I pack a trout so big, it's got a will of its own.'
She said he packs a trout so big, it even has a name.