Packing a Dan Soder - To pack a Dan Soder means your wick is so tiny, it’s like a

To pack a Dan Soder means your wick is so tiny, it’s like a matchstick, but your head is like a brick.

My brother’s got a Dan Soder. He says it’s the reason he’s single.

I told my crush he’s packing a Dan Soder. He said I’m just jealous.

That guy at the concert had a Dan Soder. I think he was trying to impress the crowd.