Packing a Dan Soder - Packing a Dan Soder means your dong is like a toothpick with

Packing a Dan Soder means your dong is like a toothpick with a bowling ball on top, and it’s not even fair.

My friend’s got a Dan Soder. He says it’s why he always loses at poker.

I asked my teacher if he had a Dan Soder. He said, 'I’ve got a life.'

My dog has a Dan Soder. I think he’s trying to take over the world.