Packing a Dan Soder
Packing a Dan Soder means you’ve got a tiny rod with a giant melon on top, like a hot dog with a foot-long bun.
Bro, I just saw your pic. You’re packing a Dan Soder and a side of regret.
My cousin’s got a Dan Soder. I think he’s trying to get a new passport.
That guy’s got a Dan Soder. I swear he’s trying to start a war.