PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE
Your pants are so full of meat, they’re about to burst like a hot dog at a BBQ.
He tried to sit down, and his pants exploded. It was glorious.
My uncle’s pants are so stuffed, he can’t bend over without a warning label.
That guy’s meat is so much, he’s got a side dish of meat.