Packie Bum Lip - A lip so stained and gross, it could make a vampire cry and

A lip so stained and gross, it could make a vampire cry and a ghost run away.

I showed my Packie Bum Lip to my friend, and he ran out screaming.

That lip is so bad, it has its own ZIP code.

I tried to kiss my girlfriend, and she looked at me like I had a disease.