packey
A twink who thinks they're the main character of a movie but can't even finish a sentence without tripping over their own words.
That guy at the store is a packey. He asked me if I wanted to go to the mall and then fell over.
My brother's friend is a packey. He tried to flirt with my mom and said, 'You're like a goddess.'
The guy who works at the burger place is a packey. He spilled ketchup on my shirt and said it was a 'mystery sauce.'