packet shapper - A packet shapper is that sneaky software that messes with yo

A packet shapper is that sneaky software that messes with your internet and makes it feel like it’s being punished every time you try to use it.

I was streaming and got kicked off. Packet shapper, you’re a real pain.

I was talking to my friend and it cut out. Packet shapper, why you gotta be so mean?

I was playing my favorite game and it lagged. Packet shapper, you’re a monster.