Packet Rat
A Packet Rat is the kind of person who would drink the ocean dry if it meant getting a free beer. They’re tough, they’re loud, and they don’t take no for an answer.
My uncle is a Packet Rat. He drank the ocean dry and still had energy for karaoke.
That guy who yelled at the cop and got a free ticket? A Packet Rat.
My dog is a Packet Rat. He barked at the mailman and got a sandwich.