Packet Rat
A Packet Rat is the kind of person who would fight a dragon with a bottle of rum. They don’t need fancy stuff, they just need a good drink and a loud voice.
My dad is a Packet Rat. He fought a dragon with a bottle of rum and won.
That man who yelled at the bus driver and got a free ticket? A Packet Rat.
My friend is a Packet Rat. He sang opera in the shower and scared the neighbor.