Packet Rat
A Packet Rat is someone who drinks like a fish and sings like a sailor. They don’t need a map, a boat, or a reason to be tough.
My brother is a Packet Rat. He drank beer out of a fishbowl and still won.
That kid who flipped a table at the cafeteria? A Packet Rat for sure.
My neighbor is a Packet Rat. He yelled at a raccoon and it ran away.