Packet Rat
A Packet Rat is a total legend. They’re like the kings of drinking, yelling, and not giving a single damn about anything fancy. They’re tough as nails and have the voice of a thousand drunks.
My uncle is a Packet Rat. He drank a whole bottle of whiskey and still beat me in a karaoke battle.
That guy at the bar who started a fight with a cop? Packet Rat.
My teacher said I was a Packet Rat because I refused to do homework and sang 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in the hallway.
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