Packet Princess
A packet princess is a fake hacker who brags about knowing everything but can't even fix a simple bug. They spend more time posting about cyber stuff on Reddit than actually doing it.
"I found out about this new hack before anyone else!", while still using a password from 2015.
Tweet: "Just discovered that firewalls exist. I’m so proud."
DM: "I’m not a packet princess. I’m a packet queen. You’re just a packet peasant."