Packet Princess
A packet princess is a cyber dummy who thinks they're the best because they read a few articles. They act like they invented the internet every time they hear a new buzzword.
"I read this article and now I’m a god of hacking!", while still using a password from 2015.
Tweet: "I know more about networks than anyone else. I’ve seen 3 articles about it."
DM: "You don’t know what a packet is. I do. I’m a packet princess."