Packet-poos
Packet-poos is when you buy drugs and your body immediately screams for a toilet. It's like you're already high and your stomach is trying to get out of you.
Bought some weed and ran to the bathroom like I had to poop before I even took a hit.
I got a bag of meth and immediately ran to the bathroom like I was gonna die.
Just got a packet of pills and ran to the bathroom like my stomach was on fire.