Packet Plumber
A senior network engineer who makes sure the internet doesn’t go down because they’re the only one who knows how to unclog the tubes with a spoon and a curse.
The Packet Plumber fixed the internet with a spoon. I watched it happen. I didn’t believe it until I could stream my cat again.
The Packet Plumber showed up and said, 'I don’t care if you’re screaming at the internet. It’s not my problem.'
I called the Packet Plumber because my Wi-Fi was broken. They showed up with a spoon and a death glare.