packerwood
A packerwood is a person who thinks they're cool but are actually just a mess. They talk too much and make bad decisions.
My neighbor is a packerwood. He wears a hat inside and talks to his plants.
That kid in my class is a packerwood. He tried to juggle eggs and made a mess everywhere.
My uncle is a packerwood. He once tried to ride a bike with a goat and fell into a puddle.