Packermaniacal
A Green Bay Packers fan so intense they probably peed their pants during the 1996 Super Bowl. They wear a green and gold 'G' like it’s a holy relic and scream at their TV like it’s personal. They blame the ref, the moon, and their ex for every loss.
I wore my Packers jersey to the fish market. The fish were confused.
The ref called a bad play. That’s why we lost. Not my fault.
I texted my brother: 'The Packers lost because the sky was too blue.'