packbender - someone who packs so hard, their suitcase screams for mercy

someone who packs so hard, their suitcase screams for mercy and the airport security gives them a standing ovation.

I packed so much, my suitcase had a black eye and a tattoo. It was a work of art.

I tried to pack for a month. The airport security asked if I was going on a trip or moving in.

I packed so much, my suitcase had a side job as a gym bag. It was that full.