Package yourself - You dress up your life like it's the best thing ever, even w

You dress up your life like it's the best thing ever, even when it's total garbage. It's like wearing a clown suit and calling it a royal outfit.

I said I have a luxury car. They saw me driving a car that smells like old pizza.

I told them I have a big salary. They saw me working three jobs.

I said I have a fancy life. They saw me eating out of a trash can.