Package thief
A package thief is like a thief who’s got a free pass from the mailman. They take whatever they want, and they don’t even bother to say thank you. They just scribble like they’re in a hurry to die.
My new gaming console was stolen. The thief signed with a single line. I’m now playing on a phone.
I was waiting for my vitamins, and they were gone. I’m now on a diet of snacks and sadness.
My turtle food was stolen. My turtle is now plotting revenge.