Package thief
A package thief is like a thief with a delivery app. They take your stuff before you even get home. They don’t care if it’s your favorite snack or your life savings.
I ordered my favorite energy drink, and it was gone. The thief just left a note that said, 'Enjoy my life.'
My rare vitamin shipment disappeared. I’m gonna need a new liver.
I ordered a cake for my dog, and the thief took it. Now my dog is crying.