Package thief
A package thief is a lazy kid who thinks stealing your mail is a game. They take everything from your protein powder to your gold bars. They don’t even care if you’re mad.
I was waiting for my gold bars, and they were gone. The thief signed with one finger.
My vitamin shipment was stolen. I’m now on a diet of ramen and rage.
I ordered my dog’s treats, and the thief took them. My dog is now my enemy.