Package Soldier
A person who uses their junk like a weapon to get others to do their chores.
He used his package as a weapon to get the janitor to mop the floor. The janitor mopped for two hours.
She threatened to show her package to the whole town if they didn't help her move. They moved, and she showed it anyway.
He used his package to get the mailman to deliver his mail at 3 a. m. The mailman was too tired to say no.