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A person who catches you looking at their wiener and tries to make it look like it was totally accidental.
My brother saw me looking at his wiener and said, 'I didn’t see nothing.' He was lying, and we both knew it.
My friend saw me looking at his wiener and said, 'I was just checking my phone.' I knew he was full of it.
My teacher saw me looking at his wiener and said, 'I was grading papers.' I knew he was lying, and I laughed at him.