Package donkey
A package donkey is a fatty human who looks like they were dropped in a dumpster full of shopping bags and never came out.
I saw a package donkey try to walk through a door while holding three suitcases and a pizza box. The door exploded.
My uncle is a package donkey. He carries groceries like they’re his life’s mission.
The package donkey at the mall blocked the entire escalator with his backpacks and a whole damn suitcase.