Package donkey
A package donkey is a person who looks like they’ve been hit by a truck full of boxes and still thinks they’re cool.
I saw a package donkey walking down the street with a backpack, two suitcases, and a pizza. He looked like a walking disaster.
The package donkey at the mall tried to fit through a doorway with five boxes. It didn’t work.
My brother is a package donkey. He brought a suitcase to the beach.