package blast - a strike so brutal it turns your manhood into a pancake and

a strike so brutal it turns your manhood into a pancake and your dignity into a pile of trash

He got a package blast from his friend and now he’s walking like he just ran a marathon.

She got a package blast at the grocery store and now she’s telling everyone she’s got a new injury.

He got a package blast in the gym and now he’s too sore to lift anything.