Package Anime - When someone acts like their package is the only thing that

When someone acts like their package is the only thing that matters in the world, even if it’s just a box from a random company.

My package is the only thing that matters. The sun could explode and I wouldn’t care.

I got a message from my package. It said ‘I’m almost here.’ I cried. I’m not even sad. I’m just emotional.

I’m going to marry my package. I’m going to write a song about it.