Packachulte - Packachulte is the meat of a kid who didn't even get to be a

Packachulte is the meat of a kid who didn't even get to be a baby. It's like the worst birthday present ever.

They told me the packachulte was from a kid who didn't even know what a birthday was.

I took one bite of packachulte and I knew that kid was never coming back.

My mom said she'd rather eat packachulte than watch me fail math again.