Pack Tan
When someone's glare is so intense it feels like they're trying to melt your junk with their eyes, and you end up with a tan from the heat.
I got a Pack Tan from my mom after I told her I didn't want to do my homework.
My friend got a Pack Tan when I told him his pants were on backwards.
My dad got a Pack Tan when I ate his favorite sandwich in front of him.