pack sniffer
A person who acts like they know everything about hiking, even though they're still learning how to tie a shoe and still use a ladder for 'summits.'
He said he's been hiking for 10 years, but his only experience is the grocery store.
He asked for a 'hike buddy' but still uses a phone for directions.
He tried to go camping and brought a sleeping bag, a pillow, and a microwave.