My pack session was so bad, I walked out and told my mom I was 'worse than a burnt pancake.'

At my pack session, I got called 'a chicken with no feathers' and I called my friend 'a chicken with no feathers and no brain.'

During my pack session, I said my friend looked like 'a pizza that got hit by a car' and he said I looked like 'a pizza that got hit by a car and then stepped on by a cow.'