Pack of Scrats
You’re so wasted you poop like a dog on a leash. 90% of it paints the floor, and the 10% gets stuck in your butt like a bunch of rats got trapped in a toilet paper roll.
I walked out of the bathroom and my dog ran away.
My mom called me from the other room and said, 'What happened?'.
I tried to wipe and my hand came out covered in dingleberries.