Pack of Scrats
You're so hungover your ass looks like a dumpster fire. 90% of your poop is on the floor, and the 10% is stuck in your butt like a bunch of farts had a party and didn't clean up.
I looked at my poop and it looked like it had a face.
I tried to go to work and my pants were soaked in shame.
My roommate said I looked like a raccoon with a bad hair day.