Pack of Scrats
You wake up so trashed your ass looks like a crime scene. Your bowel movement is 90% poop and 10% glue. That 10% sticks to your ass hair like a bunch of farts got married and had a kid.
I looked in the mirror and my ass was screaming at me.
My toilet was covered in a layer of shame.
I tried to sit down and my ass hair pulled my skin off.