Pack of Newports
Filters full of gunk, a mountain of menthol trash, and a flavor that makes your tongue scream. It's Newports, you clueless slug.
Newports are the reason I have a cough that won’t quit.
I smoke Newports because they taste like regret and menthol.
My mom says I smell like a Newport pack after a long day of being a pain in the ass.