Pack of Newports
A bunch of smelly filters, a ton of menthol crap, and a taste that hits like a sack of bricks. It's a pack of Newports, you low-life slug.
I lit up a Newport and it felt like my lungs were being stabbed with ice.
My dad smokes Newports like they’re going out of style.
That pack of Newports is the only thing keeping me from crying in math class.