Pack-n-Play
A bag that you stuff with everything you own, just so you can crash at someone’s house and forget you ever had a life.
I packed my whole house into my Pack-n-Play. I’m not leaving until I’m dead.
My Pack-n-Play is so full it’s like a suitcase for a man who forgot he had a house.
That Pack-n-Play is the reason I didn’t go to school today. I was too busy sleeping in a bag.